I don't know what the f*ck I should write here, because I'm sure as hell nobody writes private stuff (e.g. I had sex with granny and i wore body oil)... Anywayz I found some really sh*tty jokes and... wtf? I heard sharing is fun:
1. At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “